There, but for the grace of God, go we . . .

Even though I’m an ordained minister in the Church of Mass. Redemption, I don’t like to preach at all. I’d rather just perform weddings.

That said, though, there are times when we barflies must remind the members of the congregation that our mission is not to get drunk, but to have a good conversation at the bar and to enjoy a beer or two. And maybe some food.

To that end, these days there are more than a few applications for your phones that actually track your blood alcohol content at the bar in real time. And though Harvey laughs out loud at me when I start keeping track of my intake, I really do make every attempt to drink responsibly.

So, here are five apps you might want to check out.

1 - Blood Alcohol Content Calculator
Estimate just how little alcohol it takes to put someone on the "wrong side of the law".
- Simple calculator has list of common drink types
- Advanced BAC calculator can cover all types of drinks.
- Click on "Menu" to add more or other drinks
- Added support for multiple drinks

2 - Alco Droid
Discover how much alcohol you really drink!
- With AlcoDroid, you can easily log each alcoholic drink you consume and keep your alcohol diary. Keep track of your consumption and watch how it develops in long term.
- AlcoDroid also displays your instant blood alcohol content and plots your BAC development in a chart.
- AlcoDroid tells you when your BAC gets below your legal limit or back to zero or how long you have been sober for.
- Display and export daily, weekly and monthly alcohol consumption statistics.
- View and edit your drink logbook.
- Setup your own list of "drink presets" to log your drinks fast.

3 - Blood Alcohol Tracker
- Real time blood alcohol tracker.
- Calculate and track real time blood alcohol content based on customizable drinks and the physical characteristics of the drinker (weight, height, sex).
- Based on formula often used by legal agencies.

4 - Alcohol Checker
- A tool to calculate the concentration of alcohol in breath and blood alcohol concentration after drinking.
- Do you have a look at the extent of his drunk now, or you can look like that is completely missing for hours after drinking if I want to drive the next day.

5- U'Drunk
Are you sober enough to drive ?
Test your friends sobriety with this pub or club game!
Blood Alcohol Content calculator included as well as mini skill games for testing your mental clarity.
Drink responsibly and have fun!