In the event that you did not know (and why the hell should you?), I must confess that I truly am an ordained minister, and I do have my own church: The Church of the Mass Redemption. In lieu of donations, I do accept your returnables. So, just look for the Mass Redemption signs throughout your neighborhood.
As you can see, I am in my full holy mood on this weekend, and I was thinking of maybe hitting the 28 Club this afternoon to catch some Bruins action; between periods, I was going to browse through Benny's to see if I could find a wedding gift for Bill & Kathy (I've had it up to HERE with William & Kate!). But then I realized that the game's tonight, so I'll probably stay in and watch The Ten Commandments on TV. (Religious humor there.)
I was also reminded of the vintage Jesus Saves sign that once hung outside a lot of churches, not the least of which was the Triple Rock Baptist Church, where James Brown blessed Elwood and Jake on their "mission from God." The standard line for Bruins fans from the late 1960s into the mid 1970s was: "Jesus Saves! Esposito scores on the rebound!" In fact, you can still find those t-shirts for sale on the 'net.
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