GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST! Superman renounces American citizenship!!!

So, it has come to THIS: Superman, the alien who has hidden behind the name of Clark Kent, now stands for truth, justice, and . . . all that stuff.

 I'm thinking that he's lost it ever since phone booths gave way to the iPhoney.

And who wants to be more powerful than a locomotive when it's run by Amtrak?

Lois [the TV one named Terry Hatcher, not the movie one named Margot Kidder] give me a call.