A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a PBR.
As he sips his beer, he hears a soothing voice say, "Nice hat!"
Looking around, he notices that there's no one else in the bar other than the bartender, and he's at the other end of the bar.
A few sips later, the guy hears a voice say, "Great hoodie. Go Pats!"
A bit shaken, he shouts out to the bartender. "I must be losing my mind," says he. "I keep hearing voices saying nice things to me, but I don't see anyone else in there's here except you."
"It's the pretzels," replies the bartender.
"Huh?"
"I said that it's the pretzels," says the bartender. "They're complimentary."
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