Let's hear it for the G.I.Q.

For as long as I can remember (and that's often only about 45 minutes), the 40-ounce bottle of beer has been called a "G.I.Q." And there are some people who shoot me a strange look when I say that, only to laugh out loud when I tell them that's a "Giant Imperial Quart."

Well, quarts fans, here's the lowdown if you want to order a G.I.Q. for the wedding toast.

Whether or not you want to believe it, there is the U.S. quart of 32 fluid ounces, and there is the Imperial Quart of 40 fluid ounces.

Meanwhile, take note of this. Next time you see a shot of the G.I.C. (giant imperial couple), pay close attention to their eyes, nose, and liplines. Do they not look alike? Or am I seeing double without drinking doubles? It's enough to give you the willies. Oh, is that the Williams?